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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

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Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

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this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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Oh my fucking god. The old English one. I’m dying.

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dying

verily tis better than thine


THE HAIKU. 

DYING XT

HAIKU XDDDDDDDDD

THE LIMERICK OH MY SHIT

DYINGGGGG

OH GOD WHO WROTE THIS

EDEN DO YOU SEE THIS

YOUR INNER ENGLISH MAJOR SHOULD BE SATISFIED

TEARING AT THE HAIKU

OMG THE LIMERICK!!!! BAHAHAHAHA

the limerick though

for tabby (…jumping on the bandwagon)

my anus brings all the anuses to the anus

and they’re like, “it’s better than anus”

Damn right, it’s better than anus

I could anus you, but I’d have to anus

OH MY GODTISS, STORMY, YOU WIN AT LIFE!

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